Friday Ramblings

It's Friday, you know the deal...

• Who let Mariah Carey make a fool of herself on the last day of 2016?!
• My Dad swore up and down that I didn't have to go to work on Monday, the day of New Year's Day.  If only that were the case...
• When your Dad asks how much a wedding costs and you read the national average and he just about falls out of his seat.  #ImYourOnlyDaughter #ImTheBaby #ImYourSecondFavoriteChild
• I'm leaving wack car salesmen in 2016.  Don't try selling me a car with a recall on it.
• I'm trying to get that Teyana Taylor body for 2017...after I eat this 8-count nugget from Chick-fil-a.
• I need to put on a bridal expo.  I know these people making money from folks like me buying tickets.
• Thank you to whoever created the humidifier.  I love you and you will get into heaven for this blessing.
• Friday Night Tykes has taught me one thing:  Texas does NOT play about football.  $16k on football equipment for 8 year olds?!  
• Some of these news outlets kind of shady with the announcement of Janet's baby.  "Janet gives birth to first son."  Soooooooo...we still on that story that Janet had a little girl way back when?  We can't just say, "Janet gives birth to first child"?
• Lord let my certificate upgrade hurry up and clear so I can get this pay raise that I've worked towards for the last year and a half.
• 2017 Fitness Goals:  Michelle Obama arms, Beyonce abs, and a Serena Williams booty...maybe a Michelle Obama booty because Serena has a LOT of junk in the trunk.
• I nearly cried watching the video of Cam Newton reading his letter to his son.  
• When your fiance gets you the PERFECT birthday card and writes the PERFECT message inside of it.  
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