- My friend and I went to a 70's themed event last Friday for a local fraternity. The first ten minutes or so of our night was made of us debating if this man was gay. This is life.
- Black people ya'll need to calm down when Tyler Perry movies comes out. I understand being supportive but yeah.
- Speaking of Tyler Perry movies, Lance Gross can get it. Ya'll know I like chocolate.
- Tell me why this little boy slapped this other boy in the head during Easter Service. Like I heard that crap. You're not safe anywhere anymore I guess.
- I'm pretty sure I ate like 18 rolls from Ryan's between Sunday and Tuesday. Dinner rolls/biscuits are my ultimate weakness.
- The girl at Vitamin Shoppe has already started to remember my face. We actually had a conversation this when I was in there this week. Now I'm afraid to go back. Not because of her but because I don't want to seem like a health food junkie.
- It seems that I give off the vibe of asexual to some people. Particularly one of my friends. I'll be damned. I gotta start acting like I need The D or something.
- I'm pretty sure the cashier at GNC was flirting with me as I paid for my overpriced bottle of coconut oil.
- Lent is over and I can eat desserts again. You guys I have relapsed soooooooo hard. I'm pretty sure this is what it feels like for a recovering addict to relapse. It's not a good feeling.
- Wreck It Ralph was such a cute movie. I guess Disney forgot to call me up about doing some voice over work.
- Have you guys read the article about how college girls need to find their husbands while they're still in college? College was the LAST place I imagined finding a husband and I credit that to the forums I went to put on by The Alphas. Hell, finding a girlfriend is probably the last concern for men when there are so many girls willing to have no strings attracted sex. This woman obviously doesn't know how life is nowadays.
- Speaking of relationships, I wonder what everyone's view is on "dating down."
- There's this old man that comes to my job and he is sooooooo in love with his wife. Like I just pray I find somebody like that in my lifetime.
- I don't appreciate my treadmill pretty much saying, "F*ck that break you want" after I took the speed down to 3.0 to walk a little bit. Within five seconds it shot back up to 5.9. Luckily I was paying attention.
- WTF Shonda Rhimes?! Scandal JUST had what felt like a two month break! Now I've gotta wait THREE weeks for a new episodes?! You are killing me I swear.
- Beyonce is out here making commercials in outfits that she wore when I was in elementary/middle school. I'm jealous.
- Lolo Jones is trying to get that Olympic medal anyway possible I see.
- The Rza said the best sex he ever had was when he was 16 with a crackhead. Some stuff you just don't admit.
- Well I nearly lost my Twitter account. Good thing I checked my e-mails.
Friday, April 5, 2013
It's Friday so you know the deal...