Friday, October 5, 2012

Friday Ramblings

It's Friday so you know the deal...

  • This has been a week from hell I swear!  I've had to turn four, yes FOUR, papers in this week.  I take a total of six classes so you do the math on that one.
  • Speaking of classes I got in trouble a la kindergarten style for talking too much in one of my classes.  My friend and I were separated.  This is my college life.
  • Tonight its about to go down. *Kevin Hart voice*  Me and some the girls from my service frat are hitting up a pole dancing class.  This song will be in my head all night in preparation.
  • Speaking of this event, everyone wants to be on APO Twerk Team.  It doesn't work that way boo boo.
  • I'm about to start selling my lady eggs off for some money ya'll.  You get paid $5000 for that mess.  Therefore I'd have to donate about eight to pay off my student loan debt.  #TheStruggleIsReal
  • The Jewish community has had a hard life for centuries ya'll.  Please hug any Jewish person you know and tell them you love 'em.
  • This school is trying to give me six tickets for graduation.  How much money did I pay ya'll again?
  • I will be raffling those tickets off to four family members who donate the most money to my student loan payment.  My parents get tickets by default.
  • I'm super behind, but this Dear White People trailer is hilarious.  I want my $5.50 back for Red Tails personally.
  • The John Legend concert that my boyfriend and I planned on attending has been postponed.  I'm convinced that God never wants me to see John Legend because even when he came to my school the tickets sold out when I was going to get one. *shakes fists at the heavens*
  • Chris Brown and his girlfriend (whose name nobody can spell without Googling it) have officially broken up.  I think we can all say we saw that one coming.  I'm pretty sure Breezy has been blowing Rihanna's back out for a few weeks.
  • These Sesame Street memes are hilarious man.
  • Screw Well's Fargo and their insensitive business.  I lost my wallet with EVERYTHING in it, including my ATM card, and as I'm talking to the agent she starts trying to get me to sign-up for some damn program.  I was two seconds away from losing my composure.  

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